If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Jews

Penis

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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