Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What comes after 69? 70

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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