- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Stop procrastinating.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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