Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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