A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Stop procrastinating.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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