so how about that irline food

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Anti Joke

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