- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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