- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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