if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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