- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Black people in Camden NJ.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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