- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

I Have a Black Friend

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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