- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

CAVE JOHNSON.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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