- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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