What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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