- Anti Joke

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.