- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Continents are large islands.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A blonde walked into a bar.

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