penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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