There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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