What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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