What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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