- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Mitt Romney

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Where's my tractor?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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