- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

every cloud has a silver lining

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

30cm = 0,3meters

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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