- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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