Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Beka has AIDS

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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