- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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