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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

well use a tissue!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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