What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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