- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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