- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

women rights

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

roses are red. violets are violet...

A blonde walked into a bar.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

I have suicidal thoughts

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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