Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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