Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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