- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What's red, blue & green all over?

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

you gay?

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