- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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