- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

The Labour Party.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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