why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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This is funny.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Nuneaton..

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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