- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Sammi suck kyles chode

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

You will not press the like button.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

wael.. nuff said

can you touch your toes? no

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