John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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