- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

You have friends

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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