- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Invisible Children Foundation.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Where's my tractor?

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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