yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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