- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Arrow in the Knee!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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