How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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stuarts mum

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Knock knock

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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