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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

an athiest walks into a church

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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