There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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