- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

everybody loves raymond

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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