- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

When life throws you lemons, duck.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

kesha is a virgin.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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