- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A seal walks into a club.

pee

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

an athiest walks into a church

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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