What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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