Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Nuneaton..

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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MySpace.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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This is funny.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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