What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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I grunt when I poop.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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MySpace.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Poop.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Internet Explorer

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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