- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

hey, my names mark.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

OOOOPPS /

Cool Brian

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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