- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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