Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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penis. nuff said.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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YO FACE

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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