- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What is white and long? A New York winter

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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