What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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boobs.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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