Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Justin Bieber.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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