How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

a jew walks out of a furnace

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

*prepares this to get negative votes*

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Chuck Norris Dies.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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