- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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