- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

women's rights

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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