- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Muslim athletes.

What did death say to life? Go die

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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