7+5=12

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Anti Joke

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