Poop!!

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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4 hours later.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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