- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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