Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Tunechi

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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