- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

William wright is Gay

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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