A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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your mom

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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