- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

William wright is Gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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