- Anti Joke

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

WOMENS RIGHTS

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Diarrhea

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

say it ten times fast: oh

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can