- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A sober Irish individual.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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