- Anti Joke

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.