- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did death say to life? Go die

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

William wright is Gay

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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