yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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