How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

say it ten times fast: oh

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Diarrhea

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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