You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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