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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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