- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Vagina.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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