- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

A: Knock Knock B: ...

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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