- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Muslim athletes.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What did death say to life? Go die

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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