How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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im not food

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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