What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Continents are large islands.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Knock, Knock. Come in!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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