What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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So I was walking down the road today

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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