What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

MySpace.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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