- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

rocky is staring at us from outside...

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Women's rights.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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