What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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