- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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