That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Anti Joke

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