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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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