Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

whats white and pointless? chalk.

hard cheese

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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