- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A sober Irish individual.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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