- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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