- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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