- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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