- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Continents are large islands.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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