- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A sober Irish individual.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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