- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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