i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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woman..parallel parking

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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