What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Nuneaton..

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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