- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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