- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

a jew walks out of a furnace

long in the tooth!

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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