- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Justin beiber..

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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