What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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