roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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