What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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YOU

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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kushagra tyagi

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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