Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Muslim athletes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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William wright is Gay

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