A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Your Mother

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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