two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

so the weather's nice...

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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