What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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