- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

One time at band camp.............that's it........

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Penis.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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