- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Robin, get in the car!

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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