- Anti Joke

A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.