- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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