- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there ?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

i love to lick...

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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