What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why did? Yes

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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