- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Whats two plus two? Miles

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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